Illegal activities

Given a certain number of people, the person in the middle is always insane.

http://www.gwap.com/gwap/gamesPreview/verbosity

Creation vs. Destruction

Une goutte d'eau pour Quasimodo? Nope.

...so cruel.
They must be Disney-ist.

What REALLY happened to Marilyn

also, for some reason, her panties appear to be down.

Forget King Kong

Bet those pilots wouldn't have fired at HER. Well, not THAT kind of shots, at least. Although...
Nah. Just forget it.

The Power of...

You don't want to know.

Eiffel Glower

Liquids are still allowed, as far as I know.

More potty humour

Walking toilets are native to Loxicon.

Comic Relief

Walk like an Egyptian.

Right of Way for the Way of Right, supposedly

Forever is tomorrow is today.

...all of their drinks are rich in protein

Hope they can read...

..."a vehicles" aside, I'm not quite sure what the first paragraph is supposed to tell me. But that's probably because I'm not a car.
(valuable info for Loxicon hunters)

Director's Cut

Calling the black-eyed peas (click to enlarge)

Flushed with pride

Instructions:
1.) Use toilet
2.) Adopt proud stance
3.) Flush

Nihilistic Firefox

...choose.

A Pint of Bitter, Please...

They don't change their spots

...they've already swallowed Peter Rabbit.

Whatever became of Victoria Beckham?

At least it's not broken spatially.

Chop Kitty

Thank you for screaming and abandoning your meal. The fish shall be fed to the Kitties.

He'll pressure you into anything.

..."moch ma a wengal Druck!"
Fond memories of math lessons.

Dirty Money

I must admit I actually enjoy finding these.

...hooray for prodistant massaganists!

The other way round would have been more interesting.

Mmm, aaah, yes, make the cross right there... ah, that feels good!

Sad: google "massaginistic" and "massaganistic".
...my favourite so far mentions "shauvenistic" and "massaganistic" in a single sentence.

Anyone know the background story?

as usual, click for large version.


If you want your newly discovered species to hate you, well, now you know what to call it...

Pope Who??

...seen at http://www.monkeon.co.uk/youwhat/

Don't believe in Zimmerman

Another Google Ad WTF:




(screenshot from http://www.reason.com/news/show/125786.html )

THAT article and THAT ad? THAT picture and THAT text? THAT article and THAT picture?
...well, at least Drew Carey seems to be laughing about it.

The next threat to humanity

(click to enlarge)


Do they relax in human bag chairs?

The Matrix has you.

Follow the white rabbit to http://www.krazydad.com/asciicam/

Meteoracle

Granted, it IS April...

Reminds me of pocket calculator games...

¡punoɹ puɐ punoɹ puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı 'ǝɯ ƃuıuɹnʇ ǝɹ,noʎ ʎoq 'uʍop ǝpısdn

lɯʇɥ˙dılɟ/ɯoɔ˙pɐɟʌǝɹ˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ ʇɐ ǝɹoɯ˙˙˙

The Clouds Will Be A Daisy Chain

Prudence and Paparazzo

Punks jump up and land in deep, vowelless shit.

...pling-plong.

I don't know if the term is also applicable to certain pop groups

Choirrhea, n.: a bunch of people singing too much shit.

Bad Hair Day...

...times fifty.

Think bouncy castle

(http://www.stitchdiva.com/custom.aspx?id=124 )
Incidentally, I come from a dimension that's much softer than yours.
Co-incidentally:

42 explained.

http://www.sternestmeanings.com/

Lightning Trip

http://www.warningsigngenerator.com/

Pico = 10^-12...

Sweets:


Cross-Section through a testis:

The name of the sweets:
Kids and grown-ups love it so / the happy world of Haribo...

Wannabe.

Little known fact.

Loxicons are stronger than killer tomatoes OR eyeballs.

Why Am I Here?

http://douweosinga.com/projects/googletalk


...K did. I should have known.

o_O

The Fifth Grail

....nnnnnnnnnni!

Catering to all tastes, huh?

Seen at a restaurant at Istanbul's Atatürk Airport.