Chop Kitty

Thank you for screaming and abandoning your meal. The fish shall be fed to the Kitties.

He'll pressure you into anything.

..."moch ma a wengal Druck!"
Fond memories of math lessons.

Dirty Money

I must admit I actually enjoy finding these.

...hooray for prodistant massaganists!

The other way round would have been more interesting.

Mmm, aaah, yes, make the cross right there... ah, that feels good!

Sad: google "massaginistic" and "massaganistic".
...my favourite so far mentions "shauvenistic" and "massaganistic" in a single sentence.

Anyone know the background story?

as usual, click for large version.


If you want your newly discovered species to hate you, well, now you know what to call it...

Pope Who??

...seen at http://www.monkeon.co.uk/youwhat/

Don't believe in Zimmerman

Another Google Ad WTF:




(screenshot from http://www.reason.com/news/show/125786.html )

THAT article and THAT ad? THAT picture and THAT text? THAT article and THAT picture?
...well, at least Drew Carey seems to be laughing about it.

The next threat to humanity

(click to enlarge)


Do they relax in human bag chairs?

The Matrix has you.

Follow the white rabbit to http://www.krazydad.com/asciicam/

Meteoracle

Granted, it IS April...

Reminds me of pocket calculator games...

¡punoɹ puɐ punoɹ puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı 'ǝɯ ƃuıuɹnʇ ǝɹ,noʎ ʎoq 'uʍop ǝpısdn

lɯʇɥ˙dılɟ/ɯoɔ˙pɐɟʌǝɹ˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ ʇɐ ǝɹoɯ˙˙˙

The Clouds Will Be A Daisy Chain

Prudence and Paparazzo

Punks jump up and land in deep, vowelless shit.

...pling-plong.