Une goutte d'eau pour Quasimodo? Nope.

...so cruel.
They must be Disney-ist.

What REALLY happened to Marilyn

also, for some reason, her panties appear to be down.

Forget King Kong

Bet those pilots wouldn't have fired at HER. Well, not THAT kind of shots, at least. Although...
Nah. Just forget it.

The Power of...

You don't want to know.

Eiffel Glower

Liquids are still allowed, as far as I know.

More potty humour

Walking toilets are native to Loxicon.

Comic Relief

Walk like an Egyptian.

Right of Way for the Way of Right, supposedly

Forever is tomorrow is today.

...all of their drinks are rich in protein

Hope they can read...

..."a vehicles" aside, I'm not quite sure what the first paragraph is supposed to tell me. But that's probably because I'm not a car.
(valuable info for Loxicon hunters)

Director's Cut

Calling the black-eyed peas (click to enlarge)

Flushed with pride

Instructions:
1.) Use toilet
2.) Adopt proud stance
3.) Flush